Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Things I Have Learned From BYU'S Divine Comedy:...

So, just to once-and-for-all prove that I love Divine Comedy...and that I'm a procrastinator when it comes to English homework...I have compiled a brief list of the things I have learned from Divine Comedy. If you're a true fan, you'll get these. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, please don't be alarmed by anything you read below :D

  • The function of cells and platelets.
  • When a heart has nothing to pump, it will get bored, and then die.
  • The California state bird is the quail.
  • The Greek name for an East Wind is Eurus.
  • Never say "Yes" when you haven't heard the question!
  • Never watch a Golden Girls marathon the night before a big test.
  • Poor kid's shoes are available outside the ball pit at McDonald's.
  • "Thievery is fun!...There are all kinds of things you can steal!"
  • You would do well to treat your intended with the respect that she inherently deserves...
  • Being a Canadian is considered exotic.
  • What a "hipster" is.
  • Though Matt Meese is only 112 pounds, he's quite buoyant!
  • Harry Potter is REAL. It ain't no puppet show.
  • To get a girl: Get your hair done-did. Buy yourself some new kicks, and a large, economy-sized bottle...of cologne.
  • If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it, Provo style.
  • For girls at the Y, most common major's an MRS degree.
  • If Mr. Wiggles had been blow-dried in time, he wouldn't have caught pneumonia...
  • Snape's mother watches Dancing with the Stars frequently.
  • Sometimes testimonies are best given through interpretive dance.
  • You must meditate before turning into your "stage being"!
  • That Cynth...Mayyy...Rehhhh...Jemima is a legit name.
  • Adam's favorite animal is the flamingo.
  • If you take Easy Cheese and ketchup and put them between crackers, it tastes just like pizza.
  • When one speaks French...BAGUETTE.
  • Thanks to Future Adam, you've never heard of Bozo the Fascist Clown.
  • Nice guys don't finish last.
Yes, that's my "brief" list XD Oh, and just to mention, I LOVE the Piano Guys...they are AMAZING! If you have not heard about them, go visit their channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ThePianoGuys

Au revoir, and HAPPY WEDNESDAY! :D Never forget to smile!

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