Awesome Quotes XD

"Are you stalking me?"

"Um, not in a threatening way..."

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"Clear my MIND??!!! Are you insane??!!!"

*Balthazar thinks, holds fingers an inch apart*

"Little bit...okay."

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"Something about you is...different."

"I am wearing new shoes."

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Balthazar Blake: I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
Dave Stutler: Me? Pretty weird, huh?
Balthazar Blake: No. Kinda makes sense.

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Balthazar: "Now, first off, you'll have to wear these shoes, because they'll help your magic flow better. Plus, they make you look classy."

Dave: ".....These are old man shoes."

Balthazar: *shows Balthazar wearing those shoes* "Excuse me?"

Dave: "......I, love them......a lot."

(All quotes are from the new Sorcerer's Apprentice :D)